Monday, January 9, 2012

This is High School, Not Hustler

  I recently stumbled upon an article talking about a teeenaged girl from Colorado who had her senior photo banned from the yearbook.  So, out of curiosity, I wanted to have a look at that photograph and see why.  When I did, I immediately understood as to why it was banned.  Who in their right minds would allow this photo into a yearbook to begin with?!  She had on a black TUBE TOP and a Mini Yellow skirt.    This would have sent editors of my high school yearbook over the fucking falls!  They would have refused the shot even before it was submitted.

  Back when I was in high school, which was more than a decade ago, the formal yearbook photo showed the student wearing a regular, clean and pressed shirt and a smile.  In addition, you were shown only from the shoulder on up.  Did I miss an e-mail or something?  They're now showing them from the legs on up in the State of Colorado?  If the State of New Jersey had this, my god, every slut, skank and hoochie mama would be every other shot.

  Boy, Slut, Skank, Boy, Girl, Girl, Tramp Stamp...

  And the pitiful part is that her mother is backing her up on this!  Uhm, Mom needs a bitch slap of reality dealt to her.  Look at her picture, sister!  Your daughter apparently wants everybody to remember her as the "Skanky One" at the 10 year high school reunion.  Do you honestly want your little girl to be remembered like that?  Seriously!  You need to have a second look at what your daughter is submitting for her senior photo, lady!  If this were my mother in the situation, she'd have smacked me and told me to pick another photograph.

  As one person posted in the comment area of this article, it's high school, not Hustler!  Jeff Dunham used School Picture Day to promote his budding career as a vetriloquist and look how far he's gotten.  Sorry, but don't use School Picture Day to try and further your career as a Porn Actress!  Pick another photograph, please, and leave that disgraceful one for your own personal collection.

Picture Banned for being too Racy!


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